oh dear god you did it holy hell you found the hidden easter egg page on the website of owen eyre which is a fake name for a real person who is me and you’ll never figure out my true identity but actually maybe you will because you’re a genius otherwise how could you have found this incredibly hard-to-find web page that i spent four minutes creating if i were you i would tell everyone i know about this very page and about this enigmatic author named owen eyre because if more people know about this and about owen more people will discover owen’s “debut” novel diomedes which you can (and should) read about on its dedicated web page if you haven’t already and if you already have then you should preorder it so that when it’s released you’ll be among the first people to read it just as you are surely one of the first people (maybe the only person!) to find this secret page. okay see ya later.